now...i know sometimes things can get a little bit heated (warning video contains crash that put a rider in critical condition )

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08/05/2020 at 13:00 • Filed to: None

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i n a sprint for the finish

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but im pretty sure winning that way is against the rules.....

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i expect he will be yes...

(eta)...oh look... a close up

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DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 13:07

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Save that for roller derby. Someone could have been seriously injured. 


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 13:07

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Wow, that’s poor. I’ m not surprised, but it’s still really poor.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 13:08

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The good old squeeze move.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
08/05/2020 at 13:09

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pretty sure the guy he put off is in the hospital

also pretty sure there was a dude in a white shirt in the close up that got flattened by a bike to the face....hes probably not doing so hot either


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 13:20

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pink rider whacked the back of his head good. will have to look at post-race coverage for injury list. concussions, etc. that was a bad one.


Kinja'd!!! VincentMalamute-Kim > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 13:23

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Except for the guy in blue, everyone else who falls slams their head on the ground.  Good case for wearing helmets!


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 13:23

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Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Grindintosecond
08/05/2020 at 13:23

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i know hes being tended to by the doctors...but thats all i know...hope its not to bad


Kinja'd!!! WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 13:27

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So........ first round. So it doesn’t actually matter who’s first or second if they’re like .1 of a second apart, does it? Since they’ll have other rounds to figure it out?

(I know nothing about bicycle racing)


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > VincentMalamute-Kim
08/05/2020 at 13:28

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welp..thats why they mandate them for races :p

tho...you could argue that if they hadnt been clipped in to their pedals they wouldnt have smacked into the ground like that

i mean..i fly like a majestic cow whenever i go over the handlebars and usually dont land on my head


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/05/2020 at 13:29

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outch.... looked like that one was self inflicted tho


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI
08/05/2020 at 13:35

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well..theres points for winning a round...tho the overall winner is whomever finishes all the rounds in the least amount of time total

its all about fancy yerseys... anyhoo... farscythe should never attempt to explain anything... especially not during a heatwave when his brain is mush


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 13:39

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And that gray haired photographer could have been crippled. That's awful. 


Kinja'd!!! VincentMalamute-Kim > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 13:40

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I think most of the four guys who slammed their heads didn’t land on their head. They landed on their side/shoulder or back and their head’s momentum kept on going into the pavement.

With the big concussion I got a month ago, there were no marks, dirt, visible damage on my helmet. If I didn’t hit my head, that shows you don’t need to hit your head to get head trauma. You could argue there was no point in me wearing a helmet.

Is this you?

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Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Grindintosecond
08/05/2020 at 13:41

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the guy that got put in the fence is not doing good... internal bleeding apparently theyve put him in an artificial coma


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > VincentMalamute-Kim
08/05/2020 at 13:50

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hmmm...could be me...that sure does look like the kinda position id find meself in

anyways i would never say theres no point to wearing a helmet... but usually dont anyway...i wear mine when i have to...or when i think im going to need it

(wich i realize isnt the sanest aproach to helmets...but it is the dutch aproach to helmets)


Kinja'd!!! VincentMalamute-Kim > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 13:57

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I’ve decided the times I feel a helmet is necessary is when I don’t need it. An easy beginner trail is when I feel I don’t need it and that’s when I should wear the helmet.

If I think a helmet is needed, that’s a black diamond trail and I’m going 2mph, super careful and slow.

I got the concussion on a smooth, flowing double track with no rocks, trees, or any obstacles at all .


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > VincentMalamute-Kim
08/05/2020 at 14:04

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last time i really fucked myself up i was just trying to put the bin out on the street...

go figure...walked away from some truly impressive crashes on the bike with hardly a scratch... miss 3 months of work coz i tripped whilst pulling a bin

its all just luck...head armor just increases your odds of being lucky (and thats always a good thing)


Kinja'd!!! Exage03040 @ opposite-lock.com > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 14:58

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Might as well make it full pedal power road rash... That was ruthless!


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 15:58

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Someone was on the wrong side of the barriers.


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI
08/05/2020 at 16:05

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Everyone within the lead group when it passes 3km to go banner on a stage with sprint finish will get the exact same time. Often there are time bonuses for placement at the finish.

On mountain finishes or any other stage where a safe organized sprint at the finish is not possible the 3km rule will not be in effect. 


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > TheRealBicycleBuck
08/05/2020 at 16:07

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aaaah....didnt see him


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 16:14

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Life threatening injuries and exceedingly high chances of criminal charges.

This post very much needs a warning in the title if not also editing to make indirect links to the video.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Nom De Plume
08/05/2020 at 16:21

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put a warning in the title

but yeah...this certainly went from bad to worse since i made the post


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 19:21

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I think that was the right choice.

Thank you.


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 20:39

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Latest updates are looking better. He is still at great enough risk to be kept unconscious by Intensive Care, but the troubles intubating and stabilizing his condition appear to have passed as of 20 minutes before this post. Shock and severity of his injuries are by no means any less mortally serious.

D eputy director of the hospital in Sosnowiec. He said that apart from craniocerebral trauma already reported & chest injuries they found no spinal cord or brain injuries. Jakobsen is now generally stable but they will be able to better diagnose him tomorrow.

For those unfamiliar with pro cycling. This was an outrageous breach of conduct. Even taking place in the dead center of a wide avenue this would’ve drawn severe remonstrations from race officials , all teams present , and the international governing body. Months of ongoing strife over something everyone walked away from with bruises.


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/05/2020 at 21:31

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Hate seeing that stuff. The guy he was racing just kept moving over, and knew better. That is the definition of red mist racing moments. 1500+ watts each at 40+mph sprinting. Pulling 54x11 gears mortals could never crank over. Awesome stuff but my word there is zero protection.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Nom De Plume
08/05/2020 at 23:28

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good...was a bit worried to wake up and find out he passed... sure sounds like he took a lot of damage to the face tho...

suspect the guy that forced him off wont be allowed to race again this year....and he’d be lucky if thats all the punishment he gets...tho i wont be surprised if theres criminal charges...

i mean..that wasnt even a little bit accidental..heat of the moment maybe...but not an accident


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
08/06/2020 at 06:29

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Apparently the race official that got careened into was airlifted to hospital with head injuries he’s regained consciousness from. Numerous other riders ‘ season’, short as it is, ended there as well. Probably no need to delve into what would set the bar for criminal prosecution. Hopefully everyone recovers and the fine line of  peacetime combat is reestablished.